University Acceptance: Westpoint; Virginia Military Institute

Will probably wander off into the wilderness to eat grits and yell in a non-existent accent.

University Acceptance: VA Tech

Plans to attend VA Tech where he will hone his abilities to construct stuff that makes others stuff fly up into the air or blow up.

Will join the ranks of the Tribe and will study non-violent evolution while working part time as the W&M Gangle

Plans on attending Altar Call Univsersity where he will pursue his recent demolition derby hobby on a collegiate level.

University Acceptance: UVA

Hopes to attend UVA where he will double major in nasal artistry and amalgum studies.

University Acceptance:
Western Kentucky University

Will spend a year hopping Norfolk-Southern trains around the country before attending Western Kentucky University.

Chelsea Flowers
Senior Thesis:
University Acceptance:

Plans to attend the Georgia Institute of Huswifery where she will study babies.

University Acceptance:

Will continue to attempt to cope with having the same birthday (and learn not to leave the sunroof open in the carwash)

Senior Thesis: Pending

University Acceptance:

Hopes to attend the U.S. Coast Guard Academy where he will learn to fight sharks and throw orange flotation devices.